All I Wanna Do Is Watch Porn Introducing a new parody singer-songwriter from Essex, making his debut in the Valueverse. His first release, All I Wanna Do Is Watch Porn, is a tongue-in-cheek singer-songwriter take on modern life, temptation and questionable priorities. Released directly into the Valueverse and published by New Music Nudge Unit (NMNU), this is the first chapter from an artist who is unlikely to take himself — or anyone else — too seriously. No labels. No permission required. Just songs, satire and a slightly worrying amount of honesty. Artist: [ARTIST NAME] Track: All I Wanna Do Is Watch Porn Published by: New Music Nudge Unit From: Essex, UK Welcome to the Valueverse.