Welcome to the 9th instalment of our 'summer edition' of Not For Radio. Yes, we understand it's not summer everywhere, and yes, they're shorter than usual! Why? 'Cause we're enjoying the break as are you!! Get stuck in big herb!!

• Sniper Ayrton with a story about his old dog
• How to combat unsavoury breathers

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