Grab your hand sanitizer, it's time for the evening news!

• Dead Internet Concern Trolling
• Mask mandate based hot takes from the AI internet.
• Trans celebrity death match begins.
• Today in (sacrificial) HIStory.
• Incoming asteroid death #33409 and Jewish holoporting on the ISS.
• Lone Skum bothers Black Twitter.
• School Easter Bunny wants your kids.
• Parkland shooting sugar daddies?

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Diviner by Inborn Tendency

Necronormiecon: "The System's Neatest Trick" Part 4, read by Dogbot