This week the world celebrates the anniversary of the birth of the great Edward Packard and we’re along for the ride! Take a break from viking stuff with a surprise read of a whole new book! Pirates! Puppies! Berries! Let’s go!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Name of a Team from His Kid’s School Book Competition, Matt pitches a new and highly merchandisable character, jalapeno poppers are for lovers, and a pirate calls someone a lubber!

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