✨🎩Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round for the most magical display of wizardry this side of Hogwarts! Witness as I make my paycheck disappear before your very eyes 🤑💸, transform a full fridge into a barren wasteland 🍕➡️🥦, and astound you with my ability to remember song lyrics from 1999 but forget why I walked into the kitchen 🤔🧠. Abra-ca-dab-ra! Now, if only I could make my laundry fold itself... 🧦🪄😅