The Best Part of Waking Up, is Beane in Your Cup!

Mitch Trubisky, best backup QB in NFL? I think only Jameis Winston is better, but even he should be starting! Mitch’s vet leadership along with Emmanuel Sanders is huge! With Mitch’s salary and experience, this automatically makes you forget about Barkley! And what Sanders brings to the locker room and community, you will forget about Brown. Yes, we will miss him, but I say again, we’ll forget about him once Sanders steps on that field!

Imagine mafia, once Bills win the super bowl! Every fan would travel across the globe to be part of that! You know we are going in 2022! So prepare your itinerary now!! The culture that we are presenting to the world makes buffalo a destination hotspot! People want to play there. It starts with our executives and down to the coaches, players, culture, fans, community!  

That salary cap is going to skyrocket next year, and we think it will get North of $250 million a year! Why would you not want to join what Buffalo has to offer knowing you have the chance of getting paid next year?! The new TV deal is huge for everyone, all that means is more money to that salary cap bottom line! This is a huge win for the NFL, period! All this means is that Bills get a new stadium! You then spray paint Ralph Wilson Stadium in gold, spray Ralph and Josh Allen by each other because you know Josh is winning at least 10 SBs (minimum) for us, and we build a new stadium. We’ll make that new Vegas stadium look like a 3rd world country. 

Beane is creating a new game derived from chess, simply so he can break that overused cliché’ about other people playing checkers, etc! Until I find a better phrase, that sums it up for the lack of a better word! What Beane is doing to the organization is unprecedented. Mafia? Can we make it a thing where we clap every time you hear Brandon Beane’s name??

Christian Wade is my favorite NFL Player (next to Josh Allen). This deserves it’s own paragraph! As Miss Cleo’s rep, I state that we will cut Singletary and sign CW as RB1; DONE! I may say incorrect things sometimes, but when I do say correct things, I’m 100% SPOT ON!

Duke Williams is a fan favorite! The reason for this is Pre-Season GAMES!!! Pre-season games are like the college football dream teams playing against each other! How could you not like pre-season if you like college games?

Can we end this with a statement that we absolutely should be grateful for having such an outstanding gentleman in the Bills Community and on the team (QB Josh Allen)? It could be worse, you could be stuck with an ‘alleged’ weirdo like Deshaun Watson? 

Thank you Neil and Tommy for joining this crazy adventure called BREAKING TABLES!