We drink. We talk. We movie. We Twinkie ...

My guest: He is all class ... all 7ft of him. He makes sure every ending is happy - so if you are not happy, then it is not the end ... He is a man of mystery and power and his power is only exceeded by his mystery. His longest relationship is with his frequent flyer miles ... He is a paper cut survivor ... He has foolishly gone beer for beer with me and my brother .. His LOL is your WTF .. He is a man that will die with memories, not dreams or wishes ... His greatest words of advice to me, "never teach a pig to sing - it will waste your time and annoy the pig. Ladies and gentlemen it is my great pleasure to have on the podcast, my friend, my priest, my brother from another mother - Mr. John Keeling

About the movie: After a virus turns most people into zombies, the world's surviving humans remain locked in an ongoing battle against the hungry undead. Four survivors -- Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) and his cohorts Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) -- abide by a list of survival rules and zombie-killing strategies as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.

Release date: October 2, 2009 (USA)
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Box office: 102.4 million USD
Budget: 23.6 million USD
Screenplay: Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese

The rules of Zombieland:

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife