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 The Premier League table is starting to take real shape and there are a few players who deserve some condoms for what they've done, so we've brought together an esteemed panel of POET, MILES, SPECS, VUJ, DAZZA, LUMOS and TEGO to highlight the biggest surprises from TOTTENHAM, ARSENAL, MANCHESTER CITY, LIVERPOOL, ASTON VILLA, NEWCASTLE, BRIGHTON and MANCHESTER UNITED.