The CLARITY Act heads to Senate markup this week, giving Wall Street's bitcoin a regulatory runway while self-custody and privacy tools get left out of the protections; Revolut showed bitcoin at $0.019 on May 8 while the actual network never moved; and Switzerland's bitcoin reserve campaign lapsed at 50,000 of the 100,000 signatures required. Three stories, under five minutes, all signal. Full written edition: https://www.btcbreakdown.com/p/issue-542