To celebrate Valentine’s Day, we look back on these paramilitary guardians of feelings. How will they cope with the arrival of a long-lost, magic-using member of their family? Probably with love and caring. (Except for Share Bear. What is your problem, Share Bear?)

Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not.

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