We do our best to unpack the last week's numerous tragic instances of creeping fash. It may be a hellworld, but at least we've Celebrity Death Match!

Watch the walnut head cracking videos referenced here:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269787/Martial-artist-cracks-247-walnuts-open-HEAD-attempt-break-bizarre-world-record.html

and here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1PQX64cTgY&vl=en