Donald Trump's historic return to the presidency features promises to rename the Gulf of Mexico, seize the Panama Canal, and plans for mass January sixth pardons. Meanwhile, outgoing President Biden issued surprise pardons to five family members minutes before leaving office. The inauguration ceremony, moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda, saw VIPs relegated to overflow rooms while Trump, now the oldest president ever inaugurated at seventy-eight, wrapped up by describing First Lady Melania's battle with strong winds and aching feet during the celebrations.