Our trip around the nation looking for paranormal oddities, cryptids, and haunted places takes us to Pennsylvania. Johnny is joined by intern hopeful Grognak and guest Seamus from Antelope Hill Publishing.

• Small talk and shitposting (obv)
• Creepy Cryptids: Dogmen (not Dogbots), apple elves, lake monsters, goat-men,
• Spooky Spots: Paranormal penitentiaries and haunted battlefields
• Tartaria, Where art Thou?: Asylums and old museums