MITM # 2250 The “I’m Not Paying, You Invited Me” One

*5:00am: Brand Mascot Tattoo

*6:00am: Thrill Game, Married For 10+ Years & No Arguments

*7:00am: Best Performer Of This Generation

*8:00am: How To Get Something For Free, Who Pays?

*9:00am: Jerk Or Justified