Tobin recaps a wild night at UFC 259. The biggest headline was Petr Yan's disqualification loss to Aljamain Sterling. He threw an intentional illegal knee to Sterling's face, resulting in a loss of  the title. Jan Błachowicz defeats Israel Adesanya to retain the lightweight title. Jon Jones takes great delight in Stylebender's loss. Amanda Nunes makes easy work of Megan Anderoson. They need to come up with something higher than GOAT status for Amanda. Plus other shenanigans that played out on the undercard.