It's the final day of September, which has been quite a month for all the Satellite Sisters.  Phew! Let's start with a Happy Birthday wish for Sheila Dolan, who dials in during today's show to give us her complete celebration update. In other celebratory news, Julie shares to details of how her daughter-in-law got sworn in as an American citizen. Woo hoo. Plus, Monica has a complete communication fail tale to tell.  And her latest fave romantic story from the NY Times VOWS column. Liz has some shocking fashion and beauty biz news.  These are things she calls 'Things I did not know were things'. Then our Roller Coaster Report - the latest family news of our father's struggle with Alzheimer's and our family's struggle to care for him. Julie calls this week's installment:  Edna and Jim's Excellent Adventure Meets Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events.  Amen, sister. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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