*kerchoo* ... That was the sound of us hypnotizing you with our magic ear lobes. Yeah. That's right. Magic motherfuckin' ear lobes, bitch. Can you believe that? George R.R. Martin could never. That's why we explicitly redacted all floppy wieners from our universe. Except one: THE ONE DICK TO RULE THEM ALL! Wanna know who's got that precious pp? Looks like you're gonna have to listen to find out...