In this week’s episode, Kris flubs his introduction, Matti has a religious revelation and we indulge in a light spot of schadenfreude, as we take a look at two songs that failed to qualify for the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest... could the UK have done better in 2007? Ooh, it's such a mystery.... *wryly looks to camera*

• Scooch - Flying The Flag
• The DNQ Files - They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To - Justin Hawkins
• Celtic Women - The Water Is Wide
• Avenue Q - Schadenfreude
• Terry Wogan, ballsing it up
• Big Brovas - Nu Flow
• Mahmoud - Soldi
• Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
• Electric Fields - 2000 And Whatever
• Marija Šerifović - Molitva

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