This week, we discuss Microsoft and Google Cloud earnings, the future of passwords, the validity of DORA Metrics, and share some thoughts on esoteric Excel bug fixes.
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Runner-up Titles
- Spicy takes and f-bombs
- Not pants
- Real scientists don’t use Excel
- We fixed it
- Private equity is coming for you
- Jerks on the phone… go!
- They’re going to steal our eyes and thumbs
Rundown
- Microsoft fixes the Excel feature that was wrecking scientific data
- Control data conversions in Excel for Windows and Mac
- Cloud News and Earnings
- Clouded Judgement 10.20.23
- Microsoft blows past earnings estimates as cloud growth comes in hot
- Microsoft has over a million paying GitHub Copilot users: CEO Nadella
- Jamin Ball on LinkedIn: On the Microsoft earnings call
- Google-parent Alphabet's cloud division misses revenue estimates, as Microsoft’s cloud booms
- How AI-driven software creation tools speed up your development
- Amazon launches European 'sovereign' cloud as EU data debate rages
- Passwords
- Apple may be planning a surprise October iMac announcement
- Despite the Hype, Engineers Not Impressed with DORA Metrics
- Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal
Relevant to your Interests
- Broadcom and VMware Announce Election Deadline for VMware Stockholders to Elect Merger Consideration
- Beijing weighs delaying approval of $69bn Broadcom-VMware deal
- Announcing Neptyne for Google Sheets
- Discord expands online marketplace as it tries to justify $15 billion valuation
- Top Apple analyst says MacBook demand has fallen 'significantly'
- Amazon managers can now sack employees who won’t work from the office 3 days a week
- Amazon’s Andy Jassy Plans to Crash the AI Party
- US v Google Antitrust Trial Transcripts I The Capitol Forum
- Crane Venture Partners Flight 2023
- How Ubuntu Linux snuck into high-end Dell laptops (and why it's called 'Project Sputnik')
- What’s inside Apple’s $129 Thunderbolt cable?
- Why can't our tech billionaires learn anything new?
- Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal
- Stay in EU, comply with EU law: EU’s digital chief warns X’s Musk
- Meta sued by 42 attorneys general for addictive features targeting kids
- Apple Silicon M1 Power Consumption Deep Dive Part 1: Safari vs Chrome
- Automattic is acquiring Texts and betting big on the future of messaging
- The founder of startup Bonobos hid a bipolar diagnosis for decades. Now he’s on a mission to destigmatize mental health at work
- Sam Bankman-Fried Set to Testify at His Fraud Trial
- Fed wants to lower 'swipe fees,' a potential blow to banks and credit card giants
Nonsense
- Costco CEO Craig Jelinek to step down Jan. 1. COO Ron Vachris will take over
- McKinsey: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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