The guys FINALLY tackle the EQ:The English Question. Where did it come from? Why was it created in the first place? Is language really spellcraft? What was the Great Vowel Shift? Can you really reset a language? Do words ACKSHUALLY hurt and who the heck is Janus? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!

With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Alt Skull, and Jack

Break Music: Our Wounds Are Opposite, by Swarm Intelligence

Creepypasta: My Encounter With The Floyd Creature, read by Jack the Intern