It looks like the sh*t is about to hit the fan for Prince Andrew — but the Queen is standing by him, and Fergie is on hand to whisk him away for a ‘romantic holiday’. Are we about to see a (re)marriage of convenience to distract from a very inconvenient sex trafficking scandal? Elsewhere, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have flown into controversy when taking Archie on his first holiday. Madame Tussauds tried it with a publicity stunt to split up the Sussexes’ waxworks, while we try out the bakery Meghan highlighted in her guest-edited issue of Vogue, and consider whether Meghan used the magazine to lay claim to specific charitable causes for the Sussex Royal Foundation. And finally, in anticipation of The Crown season three, we present the Tigys, a very special segment celebrating our most and least favourite royal film and television.