Island sexiness, starvation, nihilism, Dorian Gray, dirty films, fake philosophers, pretend pirates, complaining to customer service, ship wrecks, swollen tongues, rotten flesh, and MURDER. This is a prime example of why we wanted to start this podcast and why we love it to this very day. Ahoy! Check out the full episode by supporting the show over at www.patreon.com/murielsmurders.com