Good day to you! Prepare thy hearts, ears, minds and anuses for a very special edition of the show!!!

Presenting: Master Fap Theater - a storytelling experience you will soon regret listening to!

Today's feature is "The Longfellow of Westwich", a gripping period drama about love, honor, and pigeons.

Enjoy, and don't forget about your anus!

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