In this episode we will be discussing The 2012 Contest, where Kim finds new ways to disappoint Kris, Kris defends Englebert Humperdinck and your hosts agree on pretty much nothing!!

• The Common Linnets - The Calm After The Storm, Netherlands 2014 - Kim's favourite song from that year
• Conchita Wurst  - Rise Like A Phoenix, Austria 2014
• The UK's "staging" for the last three years
• Alien Opera singer in The Fifth Element
• FUEGO!!!
• Nightwish's cover of The Phantom of the Opera
• Pollaponk - No Prejudice, Iceland 2014
• Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl
• John & Edward's first X Factor Audition proving they are not the best singers in the world
• Edward carrying on after breaking his leg on stage
• Jedward V Jim Corr: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
• All the excitement of building a fairly uninteresting building over the course of 9 months, condensed into 60 very long seconds
• The Salisbury Novichock Poisoning
• The Best of Lynda Woodruff
• Next time, we'll be discussing the 2017 contest!
• If you enjoy the podcast, please make a donation to the Rainbow Railroad Project
• UK Government's Migrant Boats smokescreen