Animal bitches, cracking that whip, and eating at Six Flags.
With special guest Boo-Bury of Behind the Sch3m3s!
Executive producer: Sir Jimmy of the Hollow Books
Show Notes
Firm apparently is a class-action troll, but still, we need more strawberries in our unhealthy breakfast pastries!
- Case asks for $5 million in relief
- Why not ask for more strawberries in the pop-tarts instead?
- "Ashley Profitt, a housekeeper in Boone, N.C., said the lawsuits’ charges appeared to confirm her long-held suspicions. “They’re very minuscule with the amount of strawberry they put in there,” said Ms. Profitt, 24."
No nonconsenting animals! Enjoy your ersatz Cirque!

Let's feed these people to the animals they love so much.
FEMALES.

Princess Sally? More like stripper princess!
Six Flags? More like Six Gags diet!
- Guy named Dylan with year-pass to Six Flags eats there for free every day
- Hamburgers & pizza, Thanksgiving hot dog
- "Thankfully" he started getting vegan options, possibly saving his life
It's flying backwards.
More fun with GANs
- smolley
- a very dense powdery substance made by the melting of two or more ice crystals, taken to dissolve crystals of lava and so vaporizing them
- oblivatory
- denoting a passage from verse to music, between words and arrangements that typically precede the whole verse
- manflesh
- make (a person) fat
Great value for one shilling.
No archeologists, dominatrices, or DEVO allowed.