Long time friend of the show, the one and only Larry Ridgeway is back again! The guys get into a whirling dervish of a conversation (that was supposed to be about vampires, but winds around all the recent craziness). Earthquakes and the eclipse: party on or prepare for the end? Has everything always been fake and gay? Do the guys actually talk about vampires? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!

Panel: Johnny, Jack

Guest: Larry Ridgeway

Music Break: Sticky Hulks, by The Oh Sees

Creepypasta: The Hissers, read by Hollis