On the one hand, you've got the destructive excesses of American foreign policy. On the other, you've got... a bunch of slightly-annoying Hollywood libs. Trey Parker and Matt Stone's TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE (2004)took on both targets -- and like most "equal opportunity offenders," it's built on false equivalences. PLUS: we discuss Beto O'Rourke's shiny new candidacy and the dilettanteish creative pursuits of the idle rich.