This week, Chris unveils a groundbreaking new process for exploring interactive fiction. And it involves centaurs! Matt finds himself in the “hot seat,” and Chris finds himself in the “also-gets-executed” seat! Plus, here’s hoping you like Chris because this ep is all Chris, all the time⁠—including his sad pizza party update!

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