On today's show,  we have a report from the Oregon leg of Lian's ELIZABETH THE FIRST WIFE book tour.  She wants to thank all the Satellite Sisters who have attended along the way.  She'll be at Powell's Cedar Hill on Portland/Beaverton this Thursday night at 7 pm with Monica as special guest introducer. Meanwhile, Julie has the scoop on Edward Snowden, the TSA surveillance program leaker, who turned up today in Moscow of all places. She happens to be a leading expert on this particular airport and the secret VIP lounge where Edward Snowden is no doubt being held right now. Julie also needs your help on a plan for how to make citizens' arrests for those who are texting and driving.  Sheila has the perfect suggestion. Tutor to the stars?  That was Sheila's new gig this week.  And she barely escaped her own Senior Moment at the pool. And Liz provides an update on her pneumonia.  Her doctor has an unusual prescription for her.  Can she pull it off? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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