Kathleen opens the show drinking an Afternoon Dillight Hard Pickle Seltzer from Crook & Marker, which she loves.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Dot’s Homestyle Baked Cheese Curls, Good & Gather Organic Ranch Dressing, & Hostess Glazed Twinkie Bouncers.

THE QUEEN’S COURT: In Queen news, Kathleen updates that Queen Dolly Parton is unveiling her new mega rollercoaster in her Dollywood theme park.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update Jeff Bezos’ megayacht leaving its Dutch harbor, and the STL McCloskey’s pardon.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the remains of twelve German Hessian Soldiers in New Jersey, and a mysterious metallic orb that fell from the sky has been located in Mexico.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Nevada’s move to eliminate natural grass, Casper hires “professional sleepers,” two KGB agents disguised as regular “American’s” are found in Texas, Miami devises a new solution for their homeless population, a Brink’s armored trailer is robbed of over $100M in assets in California, Domino’s Pizza exits the Italian market, and Kathleen reviews the Top 5 Foods that could shorten your life.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime.

SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour

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