It's a cold, Dark Winter in Texas.

Did the Devil steal the HAARP?

Polar Vortex: Weather Manipulation, or Grand Solar Minimum?

The GOAT says, "It's MA'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

Bill Gates: Buttgoy extraordinaire or crypto jew? Either way, he wants you dead.

Lone Skum: Rocket science, it isn't rocket science, you know.

Armie Hammer eats people.

With: Johnny Monoxide, Reinhardt Von Krieger, Dogbot, Jack The Intern

Music Break: Icenine, by DECEMBER

Creepypasta: Seeing Red, read by Bradshaw Wilson