In this episode of Splintercast Reads Words of Radiance, there's footwear involved. "Is this a Shattered Plains patrol?" Yes, Alyx, yes it is... Hilarity ensues. There's linguistics, pronunciations, and more!

Much stanzas. Very Verses. Wow. This is Splintercast.

(Today's Scrounger count: 1. Much surprise.)

Originally aired: 3/20/2014