What are the Cubs more of, boring or bad? That's the big issue that Andy and Praz confront, while Oleg is out running around in his birthday suit. Should the Cubs buy, sell, neither or both? Who would want any of them? Would Jed even trade any of them if he could? Why are these all questions? Why not write some of the description in declarative sentences like, wow, the Cubs really suck. Anyway, the guys take a clearheaded look at the roster, at the folly of building a team around defense and then having players learn new positions on the fly. All that, and more.