Join 9 absolute guys as they embark on an epic journey from the salty shores of The Switch Island, in search of new adventure in exotic lands.

Will they survive long enough to hoist the CrossCast flag proudly atop this rickety old ship? Or will they succumb to madness and cannibalism? Let's hope not as 3 of them are vegan and thus provide barely any nutritional value. I'm alright though, I've hidden some beef jerky down my pants.

Note to self: Don't play Sea of Thieves before writing these descriptions and don't buy the extra spicy beef jerky next time.