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Choppa is Shakespeare reborn:
Thou bid me rend my shirt if love thou hast (seductive)
Spit in my visage whilst we copulate (come, join me in bed)
Play with my gooch as thou sucketh (desist from messaging)
Devour the phallus as if thou wert unsightly (cease from messaging)
The vigor of my member, I proffer it (I proffer it)
Doubt not, and come, experience it (come, experience it)
Let it reside in thy kidney, I pray (please)
And silence it akin to kidney beans
Suck my testicles, come, be my chickpea
Wherefore art thou peculiar unto me? (peculiar unto me)
Present thine posterior to my countenance, till mine eyes catch ailment
Fornicate anywhere, I am such a man (such a man)
Within the church, aboard the airship, amidst the basketball match
I care not, I shall climax until death's embrace ('til I die)
What position doth please me? Every one, my dear (my dear)
Capture it on film, that I may indulge in self-gratification anon (anon)
Hast thou ever partaken of a vegan phallus? Dearest, come taste mine
Assurance that my seed doth resemble sugary gravy
I possess command over mine bladder, I ejaculate not swiftly (ejaculate not swiftly)
Mine phallus is of grand proportions, ascend my ladder (my ladder)
Large pudenda, small pudenda, all pudenda hold significance (they hold significance)
The buttocks be most plump, I have the power to augment its size (augment its size)
Wouldst thou witness a feat of magic? Bend thyself in reverse (in reverse)
Flesh to flesh, wall to wall
Coochie to my testicles, good sir
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