MITM # 2272 The “Mountain Dew is the Cigarettes of Soda” One

*5:00am: Almost Caused A Fire Catastrophe

*6:00am: Vegas Quiz In Honor Of Vegas’ Birthday, Kid Accidentally Brought To Class

*7:00am: Beat Mercedes for a $900 Diamond Pendant, Mercedes Gets A Subpoena

*8:00am: Mertz Knows Best: Inappropriate Texts Between Husband and His Coworker, Your Ghost Outfit