The gang discuss the far-reaching implications, real and imagined, of the upcoming solar eclipse. South Carolina tells citizens to be on the lookout for paranormal activity... and Lizardmen! McDowell and Henderson County, NC make the news for recent reported sightings of Sasquatch. Shelley shares the story of a cursed coin which brought one of her colleagues bad luck until he disposed of it. Dark 30 finds criminal cluelessness running rampant. And, of course, Florida is not neglected!