Western Promises
WesternPromisesBeaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
188 BBQ Jr
Jun 13 • 1h 20m
187 Phil from WatchMojo
Jun 7 • 1h 16m
186 YN Sheldon
May 9 • 1h 12m
185 Madison Chair Garden
Apr 11 • 1h 25m
184 Enter the Matrix, Queen?
Apr 4 • 1h 5m
183 Copyright Copywrong
Mar 28 • 1h 23m
182 Chud Oblivion
Mar 21 • 1h 13m
181 Vulgar Display of Penis
Mar 15 • 1h 21m
180 Bethel Boys
Mar 8 • 1h 5m
179 Hefty Dicked Empath
Feb 28 • 1h 10m
178 a penis doesnt listen to the opinion of balls
Feb 20 • 1h 17m
177 Benin City is for Lovers
Feb 14 • 1h 8m
176 Love Line Pls
Feb 9 • 1h 10m
175 Kolonoscopy Kevin
Feb 1 • 1h 5m
174 The Ree Masons
Jan 26 • 1h 27m
173 Lost in the Corporate World
Jan 18 • 1h 27m
172 7D, Fire, Bitcoin, and You
Jan 11 • 1h 23m
171: Christmas Spooktacular 2024
Dec 25, 2024 • 2h 46m
170 can a computer spell ICUP?
Dec 20, 2024 • 1h 15m
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168 [FRIENDSHIPCULTGANG]
Dec 13, 2024 • 1h 38m
167 A Spiritual Sound
Dec 6, 2024 • 1h 9m
166 Non-Fungible Jest
Nov 22, 2024 • 1h 27m
165 The Roads are Triangles
Nov 15, 2024 • 1h 23m
164 Democracy Dies in Dankness
Nov 8, 2024 • 1h 42m
163 The Delta Farce Inspector
Nov 1, 2024 • 1h 22m
162 Dr Mario
Oct 25, 2024 • 1h 22m
161 Aberration in the Heartland of Equestria
Oct 18, 2024 • 1h 18m
160 Stir Me Up
Oct 11, 2024 • 1h 21m
159 The Playstation 2 Network Adapter
Oct 4, 2024 • 1h 26m
158 Fistula
Sep 27, 2024 • 1h 35m
157 W-2nnitus
Sep 20, 2024 • 1h 15m
156 Flowers for Schneiderhan
Sep 13, 2024 • 59m
155 Monster Rancher
Aug 30, 2024 • 1h 5m
154 Big Beautiful Children
Aug 23, 2024 • 1h 30m
153 Who "Watches" the "Watchmen"
Aug 16, 2024 • 1h 44m
152 aberration in the communal shower of the real
Aug 2, 2024 • 1h 18m
151 Neptune's Fix
Jul 26, 2024 • 1h 14m
150 The Tight Hour
Jul 19, 2024 • 1h 7m
Western Promises Trailer?
Jul 16, 2024 • 5m
149 Going Wildthornberrys
Jul 11, 2024 • 1h 16m
1-800-PROMISES #1: fun in the solar powered sun
Jul 1, 2024 • 12m
148 To Me, U R A Queen
Jun 28, 2024 • 58m
147 The Famous Western Promises Show
Jun 22, 2024 • 1h 7m
146 The Man With the Flesh of an Archangel
Jun 14, 2024 • 1h 9m
145 Fighting Men in Water 01
Jun 7, 2024 • 1h 17m
144 56k Libation
May 31, 2024 • 1h 1m
143 Tantric Gooning
May 24, 2024 • 1h 14m
142 es squinche de monchuli (forgrazi monte riponista)
May 18, 2024 • 1h 6m
141 NO EDITING/PURE/WHOLE
May 11, 2024 • 1h 11m
140 Ashkenazim in Paris
May 3, 2024 • 1h 13m
139 Watchtower
Apr 26, 2024 • 1h 13m
138 Chirpin on tha Beltway
Apr 19, 2024 • 1h 11m
137 Darth Paul
Apr 12, 2024 • 1h 18m
136 Getting Head to the second power
Apr 6, 2024 • 1h 28m
unlocked wpp031 Edward Gay Thumbs
Apr 5, 2024 • 1h 11m
135 The Lightskin Carnival
Mar 29, 2024 • 1h 11m
134 New Ideas
Mar 22, 2024 • 1h 24m
133 DaBaby-gate
Mar 15, 2024 • 1h 28m
132 The Da Vinci Chode
Mar 8, 2024 • 1h 15m
131 this is for you, melinda
Mar 1, 2024 • 1h 12m
*UNLOCKED* wpp 042 The Champagne of Opiates
Feb 23, 2024 • 1h 15m
130 THE END OF DRY SPELLGELION
Feb 16, 2024 • 1h 23m
129 The Call of the Noid
Feb 9, 2024 • 50m
128 Reel Time with Bill Gar
Feb 2, 2024 • 1h 8m
127 Blade System
Jan 26, 2024 • 1h 9m
126 Dragon Ball Z Bi
Jan 19, 2024 • 1h 5m
125 Airplane Mode
Jan 12, 2024 • 1h 32m
124 Lunacidsuit Larry
Jan 6, 2024 • 1h 0m
123 Happy New Year Everyone
Dec 29, 2023 • 1h 12m
122 God is an Alternative Clown
Dec 22, 2023 • 1h 41m
121 Gundam 'Ting
Dec 15, 2023 • 1h 12m
The G-Spot 003 Warhammer 40K Rogue Boglim
Dec 10, 2023 • 1h 2m
120 A Time to Trill
Dec 8, 2023 • 1h 9m
119 Kissinger!? I Hardly Know, uh you know
Dec 1, 2023 • 1h 7m
118 Happy Thanksgiving Again
Nov 24, 2023 • 1h 11m
117 Somebody Stapp Me
Nov 17, 2023 • 1h 7m
116 Keep On Tuggin w/ TLC Tugger Ron
Nov 10, 2023 • 1h 23m
The G-Spot 001 Toyota Warthog
Nov 9, 2023 • 55m
115 The Spear of Longinus
Nov 3, 2023 • 1h 7m
114 2017 4chan
Oct 27, 2023 • 1h 22m
113 Madea Goes on Birthright
Oct 20, 2023 • 1h 13m
112 DoorDash PvP Server
Oct 13, 2023 • 1h 24m
111 There is an Earwig Under Alaska
Oct 6, 2023 • 1h 1m
110 Alan Digiornowitz
Sep 29, 2023 • 1h 16m
109 The House that Samurai Jack Built
Sep 22, 2023 • 1h 11m
108 Gone Phishing
Sep 15, 2023 • 1h 23m
107 They Put The Whole Damn Game In Space
Sep 8, 2023 • 1h 22m
106 Try That In a Long Beach
Sep 1, 2023 • 1h 7m
103 The Boss (he is chinese)
Aug 11, 2023 • 1h 14m
102 Donnie Darko
Aug 4, 2023 • 1h 0m
101 Tardy
Jul 30, 2023 • 1h 12m
100 Western Promises 64
Jul 21, 2023 • 2h 29m
099 Sphere and Loving in Las Vegas
Jul 14, 2023 • 1h 14m
098 Dude, Where's My Paradise?
Jul 7, 2023 • 1h 16m
097 Tom Clancy's Phantom of the Ghost Gun or some fucking shit
Jun 30, 2023 • 1h 21m
096 Dire Dire Docks
Jun 23, 2023 • 1h 40m
095 Cormac McCarthy Presents Diablo IV
Jun 16, 2023 • 1h 14m
094 The Mice Will Play
Jun 10, 2023 • 1h 16m
093 Big Trouble In Little Israel
Jun 2, 2023 • 1h 51m
092 From Scrap You Came w/Gang Scrap
May 26, 2023 • 1h 11m
091 Tears of the Findom
May 19, 2023 • 1h 16m
090 But I Did Have Breakfast said the Good Doctor
May 12, 2023 • 54m
089 Beaumont Is Afraid
May 5, 2023 • 1h 14m
088 Triple H IV
Apr 28, 2023 • 1h 19m
087 Mr. Zyklon Bean
Apr 21, 2023 • 1h 24m
086 Kevin's Chinese Adventure
Apr 14, 2023 • 44m
085 Beaumont's Sarin Gas Extravaganza
Apr 7, 2023 • 1h 12m
084 Drone Jam
Mar 31, 2023 • 1h 13m
083 Ozempic Fortnite TikTok
Mar 24, 2023 • 1h 7m
082 Pressed Meth
Mar 17, 2023 • 1h 24m
081 LooksMaximus
Mar 10, 2023 • 1h 19m
080 Super PaddockLand w/memesofsaturn
Mar 3, 2023 • 1h 31m
079 Plymouth Rock
Feb 25, 2023 • 1h 9m
078 iDoctor
Feb 17, 2023 • 1h 16m
077 MuffPrime
Feb 10, 2023 • 1h 14m
076 DeepFake Blues
Feb 3, 2023 • 1h 49m
075 AnTonyChase LaVey
Jan 27, 2023 • 1h 45m
074 House Squid
Jan 20, 2023 • 1h 30m
073 All Gas No Consent
Jan 13, 2023 • 1h 13m
072 First They Came for the Gooners
Jan 6, 2023 • 1h 17m
071 Happy Chinese New Year
Dec 30, 2022 • 1h 14m
070 Merry Christmas with betaverse
Dec 23, 2022 • 1h 30m
069 Low T Virus w/ final_f0rm
Dec 16, 2022 • 1h 20m
068 Caged Age Mindset (acting emo)
Dec 9, 2022 • 1h 12m
067 CRISPR Chan
Dec 2, 2022 • 1h 27m
066 Happy Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 2022 • 1h 24m
065 Goy Division /w israellectuals
Nov 18, 2022 • 1h 3m
064 Crimes of the Penis
Nov 11, 2022 • 1h 14m
063 NoNutNovember w/smegmagician
Nov 4, 2022 • 1h 35m
062 r/selfcircumcision w/schizotopia
Oct 28, 2022 • 1h 36m
*TEASER* wpp015 Justice4Darrell
Oct 27, 2022 • 5m
061 The Framing of Darrell Brooks by the Coward State of Wisconsin
Oct 21, 2022 • 1h 21m
060 Trickle Around Polynomics w/ Academic Fraud
Oct 14, 2022 • 1h 20m
059 Pygmy Pals
Oct 7, 2022 • 1h 8m
058 Love Island
Sep 30, 2022 • 1h 12m
057 TimBook 2
Sep 23, 2022 • 1h 4m
056 MR SUPER MARIO VIDEO 1-1 WORLD #1
Sep 19, 2022 • 1h 25m
055 Viva Hate track 12
Sep 10, 2022 • 1h 8m
054 Driving Ms. Dugin w/BWAP
Aug 26, 2022 • 1h 25m
053 Feel The Magic: XX/XY
Aug 19, 2022 • 1h 27m
Mikey Miles pt2 UNLOCKED
Aug 12, 2022 • 1h 8m
052 Residente Demoniaco w/weirdbiped
Aug 5, 2022 • 1h 9m
051 Ugandan Aviation
Jul 29, 2022 • 1h 7m
050 Windows 11
Jul 22, 2022 • 1h 20m
049 The Urbz: The Sims in the City
Jul 15, 2022 • 1h 24m
048 Earthbound and Down
Jul 8, 2022 • 1h 54m
047 KING COBRA JFS
Jul 1, 2022 • 1h 0m
046 Femcel Anonymous pt 1
Jun 24, 2022 • 1h 19m
045 A Conversation with a Nudist
Jun 10, 2022 • 1h 37m
wpp008 Goon Caverns (UNLOCKED)
Jun 3, 2022 • 1h 8m
ep044 No Bueno El Bump Stocko
May 27, 2022 • 1h 44m
ep043 Ludacris Naruto
May 20, 2022 • 1h 16m
043 Two Promises One Cup with Western Promises
May 13, 2022 • 1h 8m
![042 [ASMR] Tsundere Boyfriend Explains Why Me-Too is Bad](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_episode/16264463/16264463-1651856697012-7958807116fcb.jpg)
042 [ASMR] Tsundere Boyfriend Explains Why Me-Too is Bad
May 6, 2022 • 1h 19m
040 SISSY HYPNO
Apr 25, 2022 • 1h 5m
039 APOSTATE THINKING
Apr 4, 2022 • 1h 32m
037 WAPs Found In Ukraine w/hauntology_fan
Mar 21, 2022 • 1h 19m
036 Mikey Miles Part 1
Mar 9, 2022 • 56m
035 Lori Nicefoot
Mar 7, 2022 • 1h 43m
034 Donate to Greg w/ Greg Schneiderhan
Feb 28, 2022 • 1h 17m
033 Three Fist Maximum
Feb 22, 2022 • 1h 44m
031 Portait of Doreen Gray w/bwap_2
Jan 31, 2022 • 1h 20m
030 The Sublime Ideolgy of Objectification w/Alex Beinstock pt1
Jan 25, 2022 • 1h 5m
029 2 Kings 9:10 with discountfiooring
Jan 17, 2022 • 1h 12m
*Unlocked* WPP02 North Sentinel Island w/ martyrgirlfriend
Jan 10, 2022 • 1h 11m
028 Dynasty Warriors 2022 w/davidy____
Jan 3, 2022 • 1h 29m
027 A Friendly Conversation with A Guy Who Eats His Poop
Dec 27, 2021 • 49m
026 PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES with Ryan Maleady
Dec 20, 2021 • 1h 14m
025 Looking For Derangments with Jacques from Seeking Derangments
Dec 13, 2021 • 1h 25m
023 It Is Okay To Be Strong with Neatzsche
Nov 29, 2021 • 1h 57m
022 Condé Nast's Space Ghetto w/ Nick Vyssotsky
Nov 22, 2021 • 1h 32m
021 Western Promises Love Line #2
Nov 16, 2021 • 1h 17m
020 RIP Watto, You Would Have Loved Kratom with drugcultgang
Nov 8, 2021 • 1h 6m
019 Jenkem Jeans
Nov 2, 2021 • 1h 37m
018 We Need To Talk About Mikey
Oct 25, 2021 • 1h 32m
017 Cabela's Big School Shooter ft. kevinsorbofan
Oct 18, 2021 • 2h 2m
016 de_flintmichigan2 with Academic Fraud
Oct 11, 2021 • 2h 40m
015 CryptoZionism with Israellectuals2
Oct 4, 2021 • 1h 52m
014 The Bofa Nostra
Sep 28, 2021 • 1h 17m
013 Hematospermia
Sep 20, 2021 • 1h 28m
010 Krakatoa to Scat Fetish Pipeline ft. yawnpoint
Aug 30, 2021 • 1h 38m
009 First They Came for the Blizerians ft. 8pl8s.
Aug 23, 2021 • 1h 58m
008 Sussy Baka Lane Assist ft. @uglies.against.fascism
Aug 16, 2021 • 1h 57m
007 This Puerto Rican Thing of Theirs
Aug 9, 2021 • 1h 30m
005 Northrop Grumman Loveline
Jul 26, 2021 • 1h 10m
004 Lindy West Presents: Shallow Hal 2
Jul 19, 2021 • 1h 15m
003 SIMPer FI
Jul 13, 2021 • 1h 10m
002 Into the Mikeyverse
Jul 4, 2021 • 1h 22m
001 Hyperinfantilization
Jun 29, 2021 • 1h 0m
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