Reasons we did the podcast this week:

• To remind you that children are the future.
• To wake you the f*ck up, America.
• To ask that you not narc on someone’s orgy.
• To insist that you shouldn’t club someone to death for narcing on your orgy.
• To discourage you from dedicating your orgies to the goddess Artemis.
• To plug the mid-90s rock band Green Jelly.
• To encourage you to leave a plate out for Ben Brewer next Thanksgiving.
• To guide you through the dispelling ritual to prevent Drusilla Destiny from rising up to destroy you in seven episodes.
• To tell the truth.
• And hind-most, to keep you safe. This show is about safety.

Music Credits:

• "Rocinante's Lament" by Doctor Turtle
• “Cantate Domino” by Giovanni Croces
• “Puzzle VIP” by RetroVision
• “Live Like You Were Dying” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Tim McGraw

Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music and Superbrat for the outro music.

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