Sam and Andy waited for the Cubs to do something this offseason, and they got tired of waiting so they're back. They talk about how dumb the idea of trading Kris Bryant is, how the financial "issues" the Cubs have are fictitious at best and downright insulting. They try to make sense of a roster that has been largely ignored this offseason, are amazed that people cared that they traded Tony Kemp, and Sam has a theory about Theo's attempts to trade Bryant.