The Cro-Mags are whispering to each other and snickering, as if you’re too dumb or too INVISIBLE to figure out that they’re laughing at YOU. So you do the only thing you can do: You grab your Discman and put on your headphones and lose yourself in the latest episode of the California Diaries, where the boys are talking about The Purge and Resident Evil and a bunch of other stuff that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense but ANYTHING is better than Cro-Mags. Anything is better than trying to be something you’re not for people who barely even know who you are.

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Vapour Trail,” by Ride

“Shook Ones, Pt. II,” by Mobb Deep

“Save Yourself,” by Stabbing Westward

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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