Television, dancing, drive-in movies... it all leads to sex, and sex leads to the Communist takeover. Director Ron Ormond (a prolific exploitation filmmaker turned Born Again Christian) teamed up with fire-and-brimstone southern preacher Estus Pirkle to create IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU, WHAT WILL HORSES DO? (1971), an unforgettable Christian anti-Communist propaganda film. We explore how it anticipates the current right-wing panic over "postmodern neomarxism."