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Behind the SchƎmƎs • Listen on Fountain
Behind the SchƎmƎs
Behind The Sch3m3s
Show • 246 episodes
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You can't spell the New Abnormal w/o NWO
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S02E37: He’s In A Pizza Band
Episode • Jul 28
S02E36: Nazi UFOs and the Dark Alliance
Episode • May 21
S02E35: Psychical
Episode • Apr 22
S02E34: That Vexing Problem
Episode • Apr 8
S02E33: The Raggedstone
Episode • Apr 1
S02E32: Collector Grade Packaging
Episode • Mar 25
S02E31: Water-Based? Really?
Episode • Mar 11
S02E30: The Bunny Thing Never Turns Bad
Episode • Feb 25
S02E29: The Most Horrifying Profession Of All
Episode • Feb 18
S02E28: One Good American Night
Episode • Feb 11
S02E27: You Can Be Double Bad
Episode • Feb 4
S02E26: Curtains, Baby...Curtains
Episode • Jan 28
S02E25: We Will Announce An Official Carcass Picking If It’s Going To Happen
Episode • Jan 21
S02E24: Alice Aleister
Episode • Jan 14
S02E23: I’ve Read The Ancient Texts, Witch!
Episode • Dec 17, 2024
S02E22: This Is A Kid’s Show If You're A Bad Parent (Or A Great Parent)
Episode • Dec 10, 2024
S02E21: Guten Tag Mis Amigos
Episode • Nov 26, 2024
S02E20: 747 Fishnets
Episode • Nov 19, 2024
S02E19: HazelGate
Episode • Nov 12, 2024
S02E18: You Silly Bitches What Have You Done
Episode • Oct 29, 2024
S02E17: Sorry Anne Goodbye
Episode • Oct 15, 2024
S02E16: By Day Six
Episode • Oct 8, 2024
S02E15: On This Day I Take Thee To Be My Grandma
Episode • Oct 2, 2024
S02E14: Penetrate the Evening
Episode • Sep 17, 2024
S02E213: I’ve Got The Gospel On Lock Tonight, Baby!
Episode • Sep 10, 2024
S02E12: Oh I Get It, They Are Somewhere Else Now
Episode • Sep 3, 2024
S02E11: Would You Call That A Folly? Eh? Would You?
Episode • Aug 27, 2024
S02E10: A Poor Man’s Treacle
Episode • Aug 20, 2024
S02E09: I’m Down To Have A Bad Night
Episode • Aug 13, 2024
S02E07: #Vleshed
Episode • Jul 23, 2024
S02E06: One More Nasty Gesture
Episode • Jul 9, 2024
S02E05: We’re All On A List
Episode • Jun 25, 2024
S02E04: In My Brain That’s Already Happening
Episode • Jun 18, 2024
S02E03: Paint's Still Wet
Episode • Jun 11, 2024
S02E02: Nunc Est Bibendum!
Episode • Jun 4, 2024
S02E01: Where There Are Rakes, There Are Hoes
Episode • May 28, 2024
S02E00: Rehearsal Is For Losers
Episode • May 7, 2024
S01E199: YIKES
Episode • Apr 30, 2024
S01E198: There Is A Shelf And There Is Life
Episode • Apr 16, 2024
S01E197: Hope You Fall Asleep To This Little Fairy Tale
Episode • Apr 9, 2024
S01E196: Maple Man Is The One
Episode • Apr 2, 2024
S01E195: Take SuccuGen!
Episode • Mar 26, 2024
S01E194: I Have Become Paint, Destoyer of Canvas - GOAT DRIVE
Episode • Mar 18, 2024
S01E193: Jackie Said No Thanks
Episode • Mar 12, 2024
S01E192: Wyrm Regards
Episode • Mar 5, 2024
S01E191: Weekend At Zeus'
Episode • Feb 27, 2024
S01E190: Print The Legend
Episode • Feb 20, 2024
S01E189: I Am Not An Atomic Playboy
Episode • Feb 13, 2024
S01E188: Cornwallis In A Cave
Episode • Feb 6, 2024
S01E188: Cornwallis In A Cave
Episode • Feb 6, 2024
S01E187: Lexiclown
Episode • Jan 30, 2024
S01E186: That’s What I’ll Win The War With
Episode • Jan 23, 2024
S01E185: Putrefaction Had Already Begun
Episode • Jan 16, 2024
S01E184: The Stars and Sacrifice
Episode • Jan 9, 2024
S01E184: The Stars and Sacrifice
Episode • Jan 9, 2024
S01E183: The Day The English Discovered Satin Stockings
Episode • Jan 2, 2024
S01E182: Your Girl Forgot to Ditch the Slipper
Episode • Dec 19, 2023
S01E182: Your Girl Forgot to Ditch the Slipper
Episode • Dec 19, 2023
S01E181: Why Are You Running Away?!
Episode • Dec 12, 2023
S01E180: Burn Down A Crystal
Episode • Dec 5, 2023
S01E179: The English Aristocracy, Wow What A Throwback!
Episode • Nov 21, 2023
S01E178: Of Moderate Specialness
Episode • Nov 14, 2023
S01E177: My Last Love Letter of the Evening
Episode • Nov 7, 2023
S01E176: Heaven and How to Get There
Episode • Oct 31, 2023
S01E175: The Paranoial Spooky Hour!
Episode • Oct 24, 2023
S01E174: You Mean Her Majesty's Army?
Episode • Oct 16, 2023
S01E173: Among Gods To Be Disposed Of
Episode • Oct 10, 2023
S01E172: Oh My God There’s A Curse!
Episode • Oct 3, 2023
S01E171: As A Bow, So Beloved
Episode • Sep 26, 2023
S01E170: Pick Your Knife Up At The Door
Episode • Sep 19, 2023
S01E169: I’d Like To Be Ground Zero All of a Sudden
Episode • Sep 12, 2023
S01E168: Buddha Left The Paywalled Garden
Episode • Sep 5, 2023
S01E167: Crow Energy
Episode • Aug 29, 2023
Before The Sch3m3s 8.21.2023
Episode • Aug 22, 2023
S01E166: The Demon of Deadlines
Episode • Aug 22, 2023
Before the Sch3m3s 08.14.2023
Episode • Aug 15, 2023
S01E165: Meat ‘n’ Beat
Episode • Aug 15, 2023
Before the Sch3m3s 8.07.2023
Episode • Aug 8, 2023
S01E164: Paradise is Terrifying!
Episode • Aug 8, 2023
S01E163: The Finest Bush
Episode • Aug 1, 2023
S01E162: Welcome To The Farm Kid, That’s Human Waste
Episode • Jul 25, 2023
S01E161: The Baddest Grip You Ever Did See
Episode • Jul 18, 2023
S01E160: Triple Digit Thunder Thighs
Episode • Jul 11, 2023
S01E160: Triple Digit Thunder Thighs
Episode • Jul 11, 2023
S01E159: In Odin's Mouth
Episode • Jul 4, 2023
S01E158: We’ll See
Episode • Jun 27, 2023
S01E157: Your Grave Or Mine?
Episode • Jun 20, 2023
S01E156: Everyone Likes Group Think, You’ll Love It
Episode • Jun 13, 2023
S01E155: Slappers Only!
Episode • Jun 6, 2023
S01E154: Fire is the Fastest Way To Learn
Episode • May 30, 2023
S01E153: Five Bucks A Tit
Episode • May 23, 2023
S01E152: Saged 24/7
Episode • May 16, 2023
S01E151: The Writing On The Lawn
Episode • May 9, 2023
S01E150: I Am Now Powerful Enough to Kill the Mothman
Episode • May 2, 2023
S01E149: The Snuff Version of the Video Game
Episode • Apr 25, 2023
S01E148: Floating Solar Panel Meat-Trash Island
Episode • Apr 18, 2023
S01E147: Mommy Milker Offensive
Episode • Apr 11, 2023
S01E146: Occupation: King
Episode • Apr 4, 2023
S01E145: Big! More Pages! More Stories! Oh Hi Henry Kissinger!
Episode • Mar 28, 2023
S01E144: Nice Chucks
Episode • Mar 21, 2023
S01E143: Battle Wizards At The Hall Of Claims!!
Episode • Mar 14, 2023
S01E142: Do Not Remove Porpoise
Episode • Mar 7, 2023
S01E141: I'm Coming For You, Barbara
Episode • Feb 28, 2023
S01E140: Abe From The Bronx
Episode • Feb 21, 2023
S01E139: Stop With The Printer!
Episode • Feb 14, 2023
S01E138: The Quartz In Your Eyes
Episode • Feb 7, 2023
S01E137: Alana Moore
Episode • Jan 31, 2023
S01E136: How To Kill Your Friends And Influence Morons
Episode • Jan 24, 2023
S01E135: Remove The Jaw For Security
Episode • Jan 17, 2023
S01E134: The Old Yellow Book
Episode • Jan 10, 2023
S01E133: It's Never Morbin' Time, Blackstodon!
Episode • Jan 3, 2023
S01E132: Shovels Don’t Stay White For Long
Episode • Dec 27, 2022
S01E131: Party First, Freedom Later
Episode • Dec 20, 2022
S01E130: Known Unknown We Should Really Know Thus Stuffed In An Earthen Casserole
Episode • Dec 13, 2022
S01E129: What's A Sun Dawg?
Episode • Dec 6, 2022
S01E128: Mr. Man, Listen
Episode • Nov 29, 2022
S01E127: Finnegan's Woke
Episode • Nov 23, 2022
S01E126: The King Can Attack Now?
Episode • Nov 15, 2022
S01E125: Delete System 32
Episode • Nov 8, 2022
S01E124: I Don't Wanna See Angels In My Haunted House
Episode • Nov 1, 2022
S01E123: Eat The Goddess, The Ecstasy Of Drinking Blood
Episode • Oct 31, 2022
S01E122: The Greenroom Goat Massacre
Episode • Oct 25, 2022
S01E121: Marching Noises!!
Episode • Oct 18, 2022
S01E120: Everywhere Is Graveyard Dirt
Episode • Oct 11, 2022
S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes
Episode • Oct 4, 2022
S01E118: Caesar, You've Lowered Your Targeting Computer. Is Everything OK?
Episode • Sep 27, 2022
S01E117: Simple Jack By Skynyrd
Episode • Sep 20, 2022
S01E116: Germany > Science > Wife
Episode • Sep 13, 2022
S01E115: Radium Lips And Orange Dreams
Episode • Sep 6, 2022
S01E114: OMG, You Can't Get Mad It's On The Ceiling!
Episode • Aug 30, 2022
S01E113: DINO
Episode • Aug 22, 2022
S01E112: They Weren't Very Tender In The Beginning
Episode • Aug 16, 2022
S01E111: Two In The Fink
Episode • Aug 9, 2022
S01E110: That Man Is Me
Episode • Aug 2, 2022
S01E109: 'Sblood Shall Be The Yolk Of The Law
Episode • Jul 26, 2022
S01E108: Intermission Rewind!
Episode • Jul 21, 2022
S01E107: Less Galivanting, More Gardening
Episode • Jul 19, 2022
S01E106: Stand Up For The Sick Shit
Episode • Jul 12, 2022
S01E105: Parachemistry and the Bye Bye Baby
Episode • Jul 5, 2022
S01E104: Missionary Where Eye Contact Is Prominent
Episode • Jun 28, 2022
S01E103: They Woke Up And Chose Violence
Episode • Jun 21, 2022
S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage
Episode • Jun 14, 2022
S01E101: Alt-Fright
Episode • Jun 13, 2022
S01E100: BLAMO! ZAP! Am I The Problem?
Episode • Jun 7, 2022
S01E99: I Am The Chemicals
Episode • May 31, 2022
S01E98: T.A.R.P.A.
Episode • May 24, 2022
S01E97: A Gothic Play
Episode • May 17, 2022
S01E96: Recovering Journo
Episode • May 10, 2022
S01E95: Love, Benjamin Franklin
Episode • May 3, 2022
S01E94: THE
Episode • Apr 26, 2022
S01E93: Boost Cherry
Episode • Apr 19, 2022
S01E92: I Have Become Ruin, The Only Toolbox I Need
Episode • Apr 12, 2022
S01E91: Crow A Towin'
Episode • Apr 5, 2022
S01E90: Access Evil
Episode • Mar 29, 2022
S01E89: 30 Minutes Till Red Square
Episode • Mar 22, 2022
S01E88: Once Again I Use The Word Bedrock
Episode • Mar 15, 2022
S01E87: Wheatgurs
Episode • Mar 8, 2022
S01E86: Ghost of Kief, Sitting President of Nothing
Episode • Mar 1, 2022
S01E85: John Adams Wins Silver
Episode • Feb 22, 2022
The No Agenda Valentine’s Day Skating Meetup of Love!
Episode • Feb 20, 2022
S01E84: Fruit Earth
Episode • Feb 16, 2022
S01E83: The Possession of Roland McDonald
Episode • Feb 8, 2022
S01E82: Red Eye Machete
Episode • Feb 1, 2022
S01E81: The Bond Villains We Deserve
Episode • Jan 25, 2022
S01E80: Mercurial
Episode • Jan 18, 2022
S01E79: I Shall Please (Placebo! Placebo!)
Episode • Jan 11, 2022
S01E78: The Pope Is My Burgeoning Terror
Episode • Jan 4, 2022
S01E77: Only Nerds Know What Verbs Are
Episode • Dec 28, 2021
S01E76: Accept Nothing Ever
Episode • Dec 21, 2021
S01E75: Make Acid Rain Not War
Episode • Dec 14, 2021
S01E74: Release The Interlochen
Episode • Dec 6, 2021
S01E73: It's Called Dread
Episode • Nov 30, 2021
S01E72: Jesus Was A Great Shot
Episode • Nov 24, 2021
S01E71: Eerie Over Eerie
Episode • Nov 17, 2021
S01E70: It's Oscillating!
Episode • Nov 10, 2021
S01E68: The Rock The Zombie Church Was Built On
Episode • Nov 3, 2021
S01E69: NutScrape
Episode • Oct 27, 2021
S01E67: Plastic Shit Sample
Episode • Oct 20, 2021
S01E66: Soylent Green New Deal
Episode • Oct 12, 2021
S01E65: I'm The Public Radio Now
Episode • Oct 5, 2021
S01E64: Gaped Hell Hole
Episode • Sep 28, 2021
S01E63: Bjørn Again
Episode • Sep 22, 2021
S01E62: Dubya Dubya Dubya
Episode • Sep 14, 2021
S01E61: Danzig Queen
Episode • Sep 8, 2021
S01E60: Alice The Great
Episode • Aug 31, 2021
S01E59: [REDACTED]
Episode • Aug 24, 2021
S01E58: A Gratuitous Display of Violence Against the Microphone
Episode • Aug 17, 2021
S01E57: Hex The Fed
Episode • Aug 10, 2021
S01E56: Jackass and Jackass
Episode • Aug 4, 2021
S01E55: That Holler Over Yonder
Episode • Jul 27, 2021
S01E54: Fleshbag--
Episode • Jul 21, 2021
S01E53: Four Percent and More
Episode • Jul 9, 2021
S01E52: Old World Order
Episode • Jul 9, 2021
S01E51: Milk Tap Noose Paper
Episode • Jun 29, 2021
S01E50: Get Out of My Garden
Episode • Jun 23, 2021
S01E49: Culture's Not Your Friend
Episode • Jun 16, 2021
S01E48: Chiraq Punk
Episode • Jun 8, 2021
S01E47: Go Find Yourself
Episode • Jun 3, 2021
S01E46: Elites Say The Darnedest Things
Episode • May 26, 2021
S01E45: The Great Unzipping
Episode • May 19, 2021
S01E44: I'd May Love Glovin'
Episode • May 15, 2021
S01E43: Sex In Zero-G Wakes The Wolf
Episode • May 4, 2021
S01E42: West Coast Imp Style
Episode • Apr 28, 2021
S01E41: Eternal Dyson
Episode • Apr 20, 2021
S01E40: Lordy Lordy Look Who's 40
Episode • Apr 13, 2021
S01E39: Wraith of the Rings
Episode • Apr 7, 2021
S01E38: Light & Lavish
Episode • Mar 31, 2021
S01E37: Onionize!
Episode • Mar 17, 2021
S01E36: Hu-Xclub
Episode • Mar 12, 2021
S01E35: Not The Dawn Of Justice
Episode • Mar 3, 2021
S01E34: D-Pilled
Episode • Feb 24, 2021
S01E33: The Scaly Show
Episode • Feb 16, 2021
S01E32: Time, It Was A Conspiracy
Episode • Feb 11, 2021
S01E31: In A Doc Tricked World
Episode • Jan 28, 2021
S01E30: Dang Ol' Plan Damn It
Episode • Jan 27, 2021
S01E30: Dang Ol' Plan Damn It
Episode • Jan 27, 2021
S01E29: Cocktails at Mr. Rogers
Episode • Jan 15, 2021
S01E28: 2020 Won The Purge
Episode • Jan 12, 2021
S01E27: New Year, New Power Boner
Episode • Jan 5, 2021
S01E26: Farm A Logical War
Episode • Dec 29, 2020
S01E25: Don't Fuck With History
Episode • Dec 22, 2020
S01E24: MTV Saved My Life
Episode • Dec 18, 2020
S01E23: 10-2=20
Episode • Dec 15, 2020
S01E22: At The Red House
Episode • Dec 11, 2020
S01E21: True Deniers
Episode • Dec 8, 2020
S01E20: Zed Destroys, Why?
Episode • Dec 5, 2020
S01E19: Double Whammy Conspiracy
Episode • Dec 1, 2020
S01E18: Don't Stop The Audacity
Episode • Nov 25, 2020
S01E17: "You're Gonna Make Me Dumb!"
Episode • Nov 20, 2020
S01E16: Another Prick In The Wall
Episode • Oct 30, 2020
S01E15: Cattacooms
Episode • Oct 27, 2020
S01E14: Mug O' Tears
Episode • Oct 24, 2020
S01E13: Toobin' USA
Episode • Oct 20, 2020
S01E12: Save The Breasts for Laughs
Episode • Oct 13, 2020
S01E11: Fools
Episode • Oct 7, 2020
S01E10: Notoriously RGB
Episode • Sep 22, 2020
S01E09: Wet Ass P-Word
Episode • Sep 18, 2020
S01E08: 1983 Collecting You To Us
Episode • Sep 16, 2020
S01E07: Make Podcasting Great Again
Episode • Sep 8, 2020
S01E06: VHS Babes
Episode • Sep 4, 2020
S01E05: X15 Malicious
Episode • Sep 1, 2020
S01E04: Designated Rage Master
Episode • Aug 27, 2020
S01E03: Straight Off The Cliff
Episode • Aug 25, 2020
S01E02: Officially No.2
Episode • Aug 21, 2020
S01E01: Whole Lotta Not So Rosy
Episode • Jun 30, 2020
Existential Quantifier
Episode • Jun 29, 2020
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