Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. ------------------------------------------------CASTFAILYN THE SQUIRE is Bob TurtonPRINCESS MERRILEE is Abby A-OSIR MOUNTJOY is Josh CovittTHUM is Kevin OcampoARTIE (ARTHUR) is James SieWITCH (ep 1, 5) is Angelique PerrinTHEATER OWNER (ep 1), MAN IN TO...