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Intro/Outro: Hyperdrive Boogie - Jaxius

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hit a pothole.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever noticed a magic number.

TOP THREE 33

Freak disappearance of electricity triggered power cut, says Spain PM Sanchez (Politico)
33 stocks at 52-week lows as stock market ends flat (Live Mint)
Miners, insurers - and Netflix - lead 33 'perfect' stocks in damaged market (Investor's Business Daily)
Man who opened fire in Fort Wayne, Indiana Kroger handed 33-year sentence (WANE)
No delays, no excuses: Telangana begins deportation of 33 Pakistani nationals (The Hindu)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

K2 synthetic marijuana, despite being illegal in New York, is not hard to find and is as dangerous as ever (CBS)
THC seltzers rise in popularity: What to know about the drinks (ABC)
Indiana lawmakers ban marijuana ads but exempt existing contracts (Indiana Public Media)
Trial set for nurse accused of failing to aid child who ingested marijuana (The Daily Item)
Senators schedule public forums on medical cannabis, pending Nebraska legislation (Nebraska Examiner)

Scavenger hunt turned manhunt? Police say a man hid Easter eggs with weed in Texas city parks (USA Today)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Death's Symbolic.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FBI: Internet crime losses up 33%, most victims over 60 (CBS)
2:24:00 exorbiant

Remove arbitrary limits on OP_Return (datacarrier) outputs #32359 (GitHub)

KC Meetup THURSDAY @ 6:30pm at The Bar in Mission, KS

Ring of Fire coming up! If you want in on the next one: spencer@bowlafterbowl.com

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Aaron Judge turns 33 years old, makes history not seeing since Lou Gehrig (Sports Illustrated)
Researchers expand mice lifespans by 33%, but will it work on humans? (BGR)

'Nurse Hailey' Okul was a healthy, happy 33-year-old. We need to talk about how she died. (USA Today)

Randolph County Board of Education votes to fire 33 staff members (WBOY)
Judge rules Quebec's 33% tuition hike for out-of-province students is 'unreasonable' (Montreal Gazette)

Absher carries out over 33 million e-transactions in March (Saudi Gazette)
Common OTC drug increases dementia risk by 33% in startling new research (The Mirror US)

Walmart to remodel 33 stores in 2025 (ABC)

33 homes coming to the Hutington Library campus (Urbanize LA)

Coalition tensions over tenant-in-situ funding 'crisis' as 33 families in Cork at risk of homelessness (The Irish Independent)

Up to 33 daily flights: Delta Air Lines & KLM's huge US-Amsterdam operation (Simple Flying)

Vatican asks visitors not to take pictures of Pope in coffin (The Times)

America's largest wolf pack has been found - and it's bigger than ever! (Animals Around the Globe)