It's been seven months since we've podcasted about the Bachelor franchise, and Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to be back discussing the inaugural moments of Clare's allegedly short journey to find love.



In this episode, Some Guy and I discuss the proper etiquette of exiting a big, plastic, sweaty ball. We wonder if men’s capri pants are trending in California. We also debate the effects of perfectly folded origami animals. 



And yes, even though I didn’t want to, we address the abysmal state of Our Host’s coif and if High Hair Kenny / Blake sold him some hybrid paste during quarantine. 



In case you’re wondering, I’m doing okay. As long as I continue to get lost in Chris Harrison’s eyes, it doesn’t really matter what his hair is doing. 



Right?!



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Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys!



Here's the episode 1 recap link. (I can't promise it won't crash, but I do know the comments are working now!)



And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!



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