Welcome back ! Ian is sick as hell this week so you can hear him hacking up some gross stuff. Ryan got tricked into supporting his least favorite celebrity - Jimmy Fallon( haha), Ian has Pokemon card gold, PornHub is getting into the sex education game, we discuss random porn we found in the woods as youngsters....then finally we talk about metal - new music by Iron Reagan and Life Of Agony, Wintersun returns, Archspire is playing Real Art in Tacoma, Metal Blade Records is inducted into Heavy Metal Hall of Fame, Ozzy backtracks on his claim that he's a sex addict, Black Sabbath plays their final show, Emperor releases an epic vinyl box set, Mike IX benefit show raised a buttload of cash, the Gwar B Q is cancelled because the band is working on a new album and finally METALLICA returns to Seattle !