The show was going pretty well, then Vanilla Lice called in for 45 minutes at the end, and it was one of the greatest performances in Turtleboy history. This man started a fundraiser for his ex-gf who has cancer, except he hasn't given her anything, keeps claiming the check is in the mail, and is blaming everyone who wants to know where the money is. He tried to clear up his name but it didn't go so well. Then he started telling us why he doesn't masturbate, and he got into a big thing with Bret about his Nonnie. Vintage Turtleboy Live.