Woonscocket Macbook thief confesses on FB, Youtube shooting, Aaron Hernandez college GF

The Woonsocket Cockrocket wisely decided to confess to stealing someone's Macbook Pro on his Facebook page, and begged whoever he sold it to for crack money to return it so he didn't go to jail. Turtleboy explains why we fully understand why the Youtube shooter did what she did, while also condemning her insanity. It also brings up why this shooting is the biggest popsicle headache for both right and left wingers. Also why does Aaron Hernandez college girlfriend look like she's 45? Uncle Turtleboy also answers the turtle rider mailbag questions, including who would you rather bang - Leigha Genduso or the Billerrica firehouse gang bang broad.