The Cynical Life Coach is uncouth, unbuttoned, and untrammeled, and he has no reason to lie to you. And you have no reason not to listen to him unless you want to keep living in mortal fear of your own pleasure and power.

People have told you life is not about winning or losing. These people are, to a one, lying cowards, each with a strong incentive to trick you into continuing to lose. 

Get the straight-no-chaser #lifeadvice your parents, your bosses, your insecurely attached lovers, and the rest of your mortal enemies don’t want you to know. 

The Cynical Life Coach is a recurring fixture on LA’s number-one avant-garde personal development program Emerson Dameron’s Medicated Minutes.

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